Lotto Win

I got the six numbers in the lotto this morning.

I was sitting up in bed, checking out the numbers from Saturday. For some reason, the numbers were 4, 9, 18, 23, 36, 42 and 10.

Those were the numbers on the ticket I bought last Saturday. I'd won the jackpot.

Now here's where the dream goes sour. Because Camelot had just somehow run out of money, they could not actually give me any kind of financial prize.

So they gave me the next best thing to a load of green, instead.

I got a lifetime supply of kale.

I have never been so glad to wake up and find it was all a dream ...